PRIVATE LARP BANKING · SOLANA
Fake Bank.
Real Deposits.
LARPBANK is the most trusted financial institution that does not exist. Every 5 minutes we larp as private bankers and wire real $LARP to every account holding 200k+ $LARPBANK. Larp till you make it.
LARPBANK
PRIVATE ✦ BLACK
LARP ●●●● ●●●● 2026
CARDHOLDER
VERIFIED LARPER
NEXT WIRE
05:00
WIRE SETTLED · SCHEDULED WIRE
+12,405 $LARP → 7xKp…9fQ2
5MIN
wire cycle
80%
buys $LARP
20%
keeps the larp alive
200K+
held = on payroll
3.8%
whale cap
0KYC
no questions asked
OUR SERVICES
Everything a real bank offers.
Some of it real.
Automatic Wires
Every 5 minutes the bank claims its creator fees, market-buys $LARP and wires it to every account holding 200k+ $LARPBANK. No staking, no claiming, no paperwork.
The Private Vault
The vault holds exactly one asset: $LARP — the coin of the LARP World Order. 80% of every claim goes in, and all of it goes back out to clients.
Wealth Perception Management
Our advisors will teach you to photograph rented jewellery, angle the jet ski correctly, and post PNL screenshots with conviction. Results not guaranteed. Results not real.
Regulatory Compliance
We maintain the highest standards of pretend compliance. Banking license: self-issued. Auditor: trust me bro. Headquarters: Miami, allegedly.
THE PROCESS
How the money moves
IJeets Fund the Larp
Every buy and sell of $LARPBANK pays creator fees into the vault. Every panic sell makes the larp stronger.
IIThe Bank Buys $LARP
Each cycle: fees claimed in SOL, 20% for operations, 80% market-buys $LARP on-chain. The only part of this bank nobody is faking.
IIIPNL Hits Your Wallet
Every wallet holding 200k+ $LARPBANK receives $LARP pro-rata, cycle after cycle. Direct deposit from a bank that doesn't exist.
THE VAULT HOLDS ONE ASSET
$LARP — Live Action Roleplay
OUR DISTINGUISHED CLIENTS
Portraits of success*
*success may be entirely roleplayed
CLIENT Nº 001
Grillz Division
Verified larper. Miami branch. Teeth financed, smile genuine.
CLIENT Nº 002
Monastery Branch
Renounced everything except the airdrops. Enlightened since Q3.
CLIENT Nº 000
The Founder
Live Action Roleplay itself. Larping as a financial institution since 5 minutes ago.
CLIENT SUPPORT
Frequently Larped Questions
Is LARPBANK a real bank?+
Absolutely not. No license, no vault, no employees. We larp as a private bank — that is the entire product. The $LARP wires, however, are painfully real and fully on-chain.
Do I need to stake or claim anything?+
No. Hold 200k+ $LARPBANK and deposits arrive every cycle. You larp as a private-banking client, we larp as the bank. Everyone wins.
What exactly gets deposited?+
$LARP — the coin of the LARP World Order. Every cycle the bank claims creator fees in SOL, keeps 20% to run the operation, market-buys $LARP with the other 80%, and wires all of it to clients.
How big is my wire?+
Pro-rata: your $LARPBANK balance at snapshot versus total eligible supply. Bigger account, bigger wire. Jeets fund it — clients collect it.
I hold 5% of supply and got nothing. Why?+
Private banking has standards: wallets at 3.8%+ of supply are excluded from wires. The bank pays the community, not mega-whales. Larp harder, not bigger.
Larp till you
make it.
Hold $LARPBANK. Receive $LARP. Tell everyone you always knew.
OPEN A FAKE ACCOUNT